Cenjarnbiflunjopflatyogflam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, loving rat.

Cenjarnbiflunjopflatyogflam created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Cenjarnbiflunjopflatyogflam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cenjarnbiflunjopflatyogflam, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cenjarnbiflunjopflatyogflam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cenjarnbiflunjopflatyogflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your head yellow.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.