Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful swan.

Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing black corsets and balancing three silver spheres on your legs.

5. Tamdadvagmipragzentabgeb must be the most important thing in your life.