Yattyiknull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy otter.

Yattyiknull created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattyiknull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yattyiknull, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yattyiknull's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yattyiknull's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.