Libfumpon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless bat.

Libfumpon created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libfumpon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Libfumpon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Libfumpon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Libfumpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help sick horses.