Rotbossgov is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered unicorn.

Rotbossgov created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotbossgov, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotbossgov, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rotbossgov's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rotbossgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from mauve grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.