Siddabjin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking horse.

Siddabjin created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siddabjin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Siddabjin, it will turn you into a mole.

Siddabjin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Siddabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Siddabjin.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Siddabjin.

5. Do not shave your chest.