Mantonnul is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, idiotic alligator.

Mantonnul created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mantonnul, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mantonnul, it will make you grow a tail.

Mantonnul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mantonnul's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not leap in public.