Fidsanstaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable butterfly.

Fidsanstaf created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsanstaf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidsanstaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fidsanstaf's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fidsanstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fidsanstaf.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.