Stikarttag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless cow.

Stikarttag created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikarttag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stikarttag, it will turn you into a tree.

Stikarttag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stikarttag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help sick mice.