Jipmethig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet lion.

Jipmethig created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipmethig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipmethig, she will be very unhappy.

Jipmethig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jipmethig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.