Jopcebhun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able jackal.

Jopcebhun created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopcebhun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jopcebhun, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jopcebhun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Jopcebhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not take Jopcebhun's name in vain.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about nebulae.