Tagkon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless hydra.

Tagkon created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagkon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tagkon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tagkon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tagkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.