Nurtwigjad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic lizard.

Nurtwigjad created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtwigjad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtwigjad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nurtwigjad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nurtwigjad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.