Nullgomdidyat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing mink.

Nullgomdidyat created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullgomdidyat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nullgomdidyat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nullgomdidyat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nullgomdidyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing white tights and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

4. Nullgomdidyat loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.