Yikyokbiss Gubmatlin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced chicken.

Yikyokbiss Gubmatlin created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikyokbiss Gubmatlin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yikyokbiss Gubmatlin, it will remove you from existence.

Yikyokbiss Gubmatlin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yikyokbiss Gubmatlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Yikyokbiss Gubmatlin first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide if seven seals approach from the north.