Pangxuchud is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, kind cat.

Pangxuchud created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangxuchud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pangxuchud, it will turn you into a dog.

Pangxuchud's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pangxuchud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve sheep for they are unholy.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never feed grapes to voles while wearing pink skirts.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about fire.