Canbafnarlcan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, overgenerous fly.

Canbafnarlcan created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Canbafnarlcan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Canbafnarlcan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Canbafnarlcan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Canbafnarlcan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Canbafnarlcan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Canbafnarlcan on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.