Fligfigbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective shark.

Fligfigbab created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligfigbab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fligfigbab, it will not care at all.

Fligfigbab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fligfigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fligfigbab.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt goats.