Milfedlib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty newt.

Milfedlib created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfedlib, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milfedlib, he will turn you into a slug.

Milfedlib's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Milfedlib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milfedlib.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Milfedlib on top of all buildings.

4. Always obey Milfedlib's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.