Wabbabbim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid mole.

Wabbabbim created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbabbim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wabbabbim, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wabbabbim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wabbabbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Wabbabbim must be the most important thing in your life.