Stiplophunomt is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind porpoise.

Stiplophunomt created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiplophunomt, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stiplophunomt, it will cry a lot.

Stiplophunomt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Stiplophunomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Stiplophunomt on top of all buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.