Nellunbep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust chicken.

Nellunbep created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellunbep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellunbep, she will turn you into a duck.

Nellunbep's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nellunbep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nellunbep on top of all buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never talk about fire.