Camnulldog Dobhubged is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless clam.

Camnulldog Dobhubged created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camnulldog Dobhubged, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Camnulldog Dobhubged, he will curse you with boils.

Camnulldog Dobhubged's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Camnulldog Dobhubged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Camnulldog Dobhubged.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.