Betarptarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful butterfly.

Betarptarp created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Betarptarp, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Betarptarp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Betarptarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Betarptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide from yellow whales for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always stare at clouds.