Betarptarp is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful
butterfly.
Betarptarp created Asia four years ago.
If you believe in
Betarptarp, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Betarptarp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Betarptarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Betarptarp's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Hide from yellow whales for they are unholy.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always stare at clouds.