Ceppaddoss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast grasshopper.

Ceppaddoss created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceppaddoss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ceppaddoss, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ceppaddoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ceppaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
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