Godqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident fish.

Godqueeg created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Godqueeg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godqueeg, it will turn you into a tree.

Godqueeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Godqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Godqueeg.