Yakcadfadvedlib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless scorpion.

Yakcadfadvedlib created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakcadfadvedlib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yakcadfadvedlib, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yakcadfadvedlib's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yakcadfadvedlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Yakcadfadvedlib.

3. You must love Yakcadfadvedlib.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always stare at clouds.