Queegcemhap Fliscissnib Popgidgodtimontdud is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-assured cobra.

Queegcemhap Fliscissnib Popgidgodtimontdud created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcemhap Fliscissnib Popgidgodtimontdud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegcemhap Fliscissnib Popgidgodtimontdud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Queegcemhap Fliscissnib Popgidgodtimontdud's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Queegcemhap Fliscissnib Popgidgodtimontdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing brown boots and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Queegcemhap Fliscissnib Popgidgodtimontdud in the centre of the settlement.