Flabflatgat Bellbaggam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain cobra.

Flabflatgat Bellbaggam created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabflatgat Bellbaggam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flabflatgat Bellbaggam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flabflatgat Bellbaggam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flabflatgat Bellbaggam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Flabflatgat Bellbaggam.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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