Nellwancibdongilpasvabyak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident walrus.

Nellwancibdongilpasvabyak created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellwancibdongilpasvabyak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nellwancibdongilpasvabyak, he will turn you into a slug.

Nellwancibdongilpasvabyak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nellwancibdongilpasvabyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nellwancibdongilpasvabyak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.