Vaggupvad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome naga.

Vaggupvad created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Vaggupvad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vaggupvad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vaggupvad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vaggupvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never sing near mites.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never go into pink rooms.
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