Farnripstik is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak goblin.

Farnripstik created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farnripstik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farnripstik, he will turn you into a plant.

Farnripstik's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Farnripstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Run away from orange whales, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing black hats and balancing eight tin spheres on your head.

5. Put Farnripstik first in all things.