Liptailgod is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident giraffe.

Liptailgod created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liptailgod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Liptailgod, he will turn you into a duck.

Liptailgod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Liptailgod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away from violet nematodes, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liptailgod.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.