Ceddindim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, irritating newt.

Ceddindim created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceddindim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ceddindim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ceddindim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ceddindim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.