Tigcidbeg is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, smart
fly.
Tigcidbeg created the world nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tigcidbeg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Tigcidbeg, he will strike you with lightening.
Tigcidbeg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Tigcidbeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tigcidbeg in the centre of the settlement.
4. You must love Tigcidbeg.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.