Dubweekab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody jaguar.

Dubweekab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubweekab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dubweekab, he will remove you from existence.

Dubweekab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dubweekab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.