Gepgunsig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak naga.

Gepgunsig created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepgunsig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gepgunsig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gepgunsig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gepgunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of birds.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Always obey Gepgunsig's priests.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never wear yellow shirts.