Pomhubpon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous dingo.

Pomhubpon created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomhubpon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pomhubpon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pomhubpon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pomhubpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about fire.