Cardonhit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful alligator.

Cardonhit created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cardonhit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cardonhit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cardonhit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cardonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if three snails approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Cardonhit loves birds, so they must be respected.