Bodflanfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident meerkat.

Bodflanfen created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodflanfen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodflanfen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bodflanfen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bodflanfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.