Sissogdod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak wombat.

Sissogdod created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sissogdod, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sissogdod, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sissogdod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sissogdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not stand on grass.