Tagdodrull is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless gerbil.

Tagdodrull created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagdodrull, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tagdodrull, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tagdodrull's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tagdodrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never feed cucumbers to capybaras while wearing boots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tagdodrull.

4. Never feed lots of peas to otters while wearing pink scarves.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.