Zedbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, vain jackal.

Zedbiss created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbiss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zedbiss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zedbiss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zedbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zedbiss.

5. Never play with disobedient children.