Gidbimbatdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish newt.

Gidbimbatdud created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbimbatdud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidbimbatdud, it will turn you into a goat.

Gidbimbatdud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gidbimbatdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gidbimbatdud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.