Babflapvid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind naga.

Babflapvid created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babflapvid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Babflapvid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Babflapvid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Babflapvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your hands mauve.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to mice while wearing orange corsets.

5. Never run near dogs.