Dadnurtdamlib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful toad.

Dadnurtdamlib created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnurtdamlib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadnurtdamlib, he will not care.

Dadnurtdamlib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dadnurtdamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dadnurtdamlib.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt foxes.