Nurbetlig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid snake.

Nurbetlig created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbetlig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurbetlig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nurbetlig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nurbetlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.