Rutrutgem is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous jellyfish.

Rutrutgem created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Rutrutgem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutrutgem, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rutrutgem's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rutrutgem's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutrutgem.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Rutrutgem loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.