Vinbinlat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous fly.

Vinbinlat created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbinlat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vinbinlat, she will be very unhappy.

Vinbinlat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vinbinlat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Worship no other gods but Vinbinlat.