Xentengarcapleg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical crane.

Xentengarcapleg created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xentengarcapleg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xentengarcapleg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Xentengarcapleg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xentengarcapleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat melons.