Nilvanget is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent beaver.

Nilvanget created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilvanget, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nilvanget, it will not invite you to parties.

Nilvanget's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nilvanget's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Nilvanget must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Run away if four snails approach from the south.