Lattanlunfetnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish mink.

Lattanlunfetnurt created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Lattanlunfetnurt, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lattanlunfetnurt, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lattanlunfetnurt's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Lattanlunfetnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Hide if eight sharks approach from the west.

3. Never skip in the presence of snakes.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Fast once a month.